Today started early as I’m travelling north to surprise my Mother for her birthday. She thinks that I’ve forgotten. As my folks have a routine that operates like clockwork, I’ve decided to pop up in her favorite coffee shop.

Hopefully she’ll notice the large, shaven headed, man sat with his back to the door, that looks like her eldest son.

If not my niece is under instruction to make her notice. If I have to follow her home I hope she doenst think I’m a stalker.